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Post by katii on Mar 14, 2005 9:17:00 GMT 2
The Smartest Citizens in Latvju ZemeIQ tests were sent to random citizens from various nations in an attempt to determine which nations are the smartest and best educated, on average. Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly. 1. The Socialistu Republika of Letonie / pasaulee 3,019 2. The Anarchistic playground of Paarogre / 3,359 3. The Kitsch object of Katiiland / 4,901 4. The Holy Empire of Latvian Samurai / 10,208 5. The Queendom of Rose of Dark / 14,952 6. The Green Land of Christianija 7. The Kingdom of Uen 8. The Free Land of Pankistan 9. The Free Land of Kurzeme 10. The Republic of Niggaz Valsts 11. The Dictatorship of Ebrejzeme 12. The Empire of United Duelist Kingdom 13. The Kingdom of Kalibasco 14. The Incorporated States of Sunc 15. The Armed Republic of IVARS LEGENDA 16. The Kingdom of PuertoRio 17. The Rogue Nation of Krisatm 18. The Confederacy of MTG players 19. The Free Land of Jugla 3 20. The Disputed Territories of Lilaste 21. The Holy Empire of Old-Riga 22. The Armed Republic of Pardaugava 23. The Everyman's paradise of Trakonams 24. The Theocracy of Turaidas roze 25. The Federation of Canadian Horse-riders 26. The Theocracy of MortFestil 27. The Happy People of ZBuz 28. The Dictatorship of FastShadow 29. The Kingdom of Sucs 30. The People's Republic of Bauskas iela 31. The Free Land of Zemgale 32. The Empire of Spuris 33. The Rogue Nation of Promnomanaszemes Steidzami jaasasauc valdiibas seede, lai veiktu izmainjas budzhetaa un vairaak liidzeklju atveeleetu izgliitiibai 
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Post by letonie on Mar 15, 2005 22:55:49 GMT 2
The Smartest Citizens in Latvju ZemeSteidzami jaasasauc valdiibas seede, lai veiktu izmainjas budzhetaa un vairaak liidzeklju atveeleetu izgliitiibai Mçìinâsi piekukuïot IQ testeshanas komisju?  |
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Post by katii on Mar 16, 2005 17:19:32 GMT 2
Mçìinâsi piekukuïot IQ testeshanas komisju? jaapaaugstina izgliitiibas liimenis, skolotaaju kvalifikaacija, tehniskaa baaze utt -_- |
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Post by letonie on Mar 16, 2005 18:39:05 GMT 2
jaapaaugstina izgliitiibas liimenis, skolotaaju kvalifikaacija, tehniskaa baaze utt -_- Aptuvens pasâkumu kompleks - iegâdâties skolotajiem atrâks automaðinas, lai viòi nepavadîtu tik ilgu laiku ceïâ no savas iemîïotâs kafejnîcas lîdz skolai? Jaizglito skolotaji, ka est èipðus stundâs ir kaitîgi viòu kuòìim, bet skolenus japiespiez sçdçt bibliotçkas taisnâs rindâs, savâdâk galigi izlaiduðies, lien pie plauktiem un gramstas gar grâmatâm |
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Post by katii on Mar 16, 2005 18:59:13 GMT 2
Aptuvens pasâkumu kompleks - iegâdâties skolotajiem atrâks automaðinas, lai viòi nepavadîtu tik ilgu laiku ceïâ no savas iemîïotâs kafejnîcas lîdz skolai? ja kafejniica neietekmee maaciishanu - vinji var tur kaut dziivot; valdiibai vienalga. dienesta auto skolotaajiem nepienaakas  chipsi ir kaitiigi?? nevar buut skolotaaji pashi vainiigi, ja savu veseliibu bojaa; valdiibai vienalga par sho vareetu padomaat... bet ja reaalas biblioteekas nepastaav, ir tikai online varianti, ko tad? |
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Post by letonie on Mar 19, 2005 20:00:27 GMT 2
<..>valdiibai vienalga. <...> valdiibai vienalga Lûk kur Katiland izglitîbas izglîtîbas sistçmas galvenais trûkums .. bet ja reaalas biblioteekas nepastaav, ir tikai online varianti, ko tad? Tad uzliekam tîkla bomber vai pat vienkarðâko solitair, bet ja kâds izdara pieprasîjumu pec literaturas, tad bibliotekara pienakums ir puienâkt un izlamat viòu par Hakeroshanu, un paskaidrot, ka pagajusho nedelju lasamgabalu datubazi izdzesa naidigie hackeri no sliktumsliktumciema. Tad bibliotekars var atgriezties pie savas pastavigas nordarbes - pornografijas lûreshanas, lai valsti nebutu demografisku problemu. |
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Post by katii on Mar 23, 2005 14:37:15 GMT 2
Lûk kur Katiland izglitîbas izglîtîbas sistçmas galvenais trûkums ko tu neteiksi ;D nebriiniitos, ja sliktumsliktumciems atrastos letonie teritorijaa  te nu izkristalizeejas, ar ko nodarbinaats letonie praats  demograafiskaas probleemas taa arii rodas, ja ar to vien nodarbojaas, kaa porno luur |
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Post by akusan on May 13, 2005 13:45:03 GMT 2
HELS lûdz turpinât kâdreiz aizsâkto labo darbu un iepazîstinât mûsu tautu ar ns statistiku arî turpmâk |
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Post by letonie on May 13, 2005 22:02:03 GMT 2
HELS lûdz turpinât kâdreiz aizsâkto labo darbu un iepazîstinât mûsu tautu ar ns statistiku arî turpmâk Arî Hels tiek aicinâta pievienoties ðai brîvprâtigo misijai iemûþinât situâciju uz ðo mirkli |
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Post by katii on May 15, 2005 18:36:02 GMT 2
The Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector in Latvju Zeme
1. The Armed Republic of Pardaugava / 2,199
2. The Happy People of ZBuz / 8,997
3. The Rogue Nation of Promnomanaszemes / 9,819
4. The Confederacy of MTG players / 11,839
5. The Nuclear free zone of PuertoRio / 39,924
6. The Dictatorship of Streets Dominion
7. The Holy Empire of Latvian Samurai
8. The Theocracy of Turaidas roze
9. The People's Republic of Bauskas iela
10. The Holy Empire of MiddleAge
11. The Theocracy of Beaver Cult
12. The Kingdom of Kalibasco
13. The Community of Akumaniacos
14. The Dictatorship of Ebrejzeme
15. The Kitsch object of Katiiland
16. The Socialistu Republika of Letonie
17. The Incorporated States of Sunc
18. The Queendom of Rose of Dark
19. The Green Land of Christianija
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Post by akusan on May 16, 2005 8:26:27 GMT 2
Arî Hels tiek aicinâta pievienoties ðai brîvprâtigo misijai iemûþinât situâciju uz ðo mirkli Impçrija to labprât uzòemtos tomçr joprojâm pieeja pie nationstates ir nogriezta un tikai caur nseconomies vai e-pastu var darboties ar savâm valstîm. /Pçc darbalaika beigâm pa ceïam uz mâjâm jau sanâk ieskriet netcafe uz daþâm minûtçm  |
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Post by akusan on May 17, 2005 9:30:41 GMT 2
Starp citu
HELS ârlietu ministrija pçdçjâ sanâksmç Pârdaugavu un Letonie ir nodçvçjusi par Latvju Zemes pulvera mucâm.
Tas òemot vçrâ ANO ziòojumu par bruòotâkajiem iedzîvotâjiem (per capita):
1. Latvian Samurai
2. Pardaugava
3. Letonie.
+ vçl svarîgâkâs nozares minçtajâs valstîs ir Urâna ieguve (Letonie) un Ieroèu raþoðana (Pardaugava).
Jâcer, ka Letonie rokâs ir spçcîgi argumenti un paskaidrojumi, kâ noraidît HELS TV izskançjuðo viedokli, ka Letonie un Pardaugavas vârdiskais karð ir tikai aizsegs abpusçji izdevîgiem biznesa darîjumiem (Letonie urâns pârtop Pardaugavas ieroèos, kas tiek sadalîti lîdzîgi starp abâm valstîm)!
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Post by letonie on May 17, 2005 16:41:55 GMT 2
The Smartest Citizens in Latvju Zeme
IQ tests were sent to random citizens from various nations in an attempt to determine which nations are the smartest and best educated, on average. Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.
1. Socialistu Republika of Letonie/2544
2. FlagThe Kitsch object of Katiiland/6733
3. The Holy Empire of Latvian Samurai/9838
4. The Community of Akumaniacos /12140
5 The Green Land of Christianija /13465
6 The Queendom of Rose of Dark /15371
7. The Dictatorship of Ebrejzeme
8 The Incorporated States of Sunc
9. The Theocracy of Beaver Cult
10. The Confederacy of MTG players
11. The Kingdom of Kalibasco
12. The Nuclear free zone of PuertoRio
13. The Armed Republic of Pardaugava
14. The People's Republic of Bauskas iela
15. The Dictatorship of Streets Dominion
16. The Holy Empire of MiddleAge
17. The Theocracy of Turaidas roze
18. The Happy People of ZBuz
19. The Rogue Nation of Promnomanaszemes /128066
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Post by letonie on May 17, 2005 17:03:43 GMT 2
Starp citu HELS ârlietu ministrija pçdçjâ sanâksmç Pârdaugavu un Letonie ir nodçvçjusi par Latvju Zemes pulvera mucâm. Tas òemot vçrâ ANO ziòojumu par bruòotâkajiem iedzîvotâjiem (per capita): 1. Latvian Samurai 2. Pardaugava 3. Letonie. + vçl svarîgâkâs nozares minçtajâs valstîs ir Urâna ieguve (Letonie) un Ieroèu raþoðana (Pardaugava). Taisni tâpçc, ka Letonie plaði nodarbojas ar kodolenerìijas izmantoðanu, Valsts droðîba ir ïoti svarîga, jo daudz un daþâdi teroristiski militâri grupçjumi gribçtu jebkâdiem lîdzekïiem iegût Letonie tehnoloìijas savâ îpaðumâ. Un letonie visos laikos ir sekojusi startautsikajai situacijai un ieòemusi aktîvu nostâju visos militârajos konfliktos aizstâvot mieru un stabilitâti. Turklât Letonie kopð Pârogres avantûras sâíuma ir pilnîgi pârtraukusi pat agrâkâs vâjas attiecîbas ar Pârdaugavu. Pâr pârçjiem izteikumiem Letonie ârlietu ministrija atturçsies no komentâriem, un tikai norâdis, ka HELS imperatoram vairâk vajadzçtu kontrolçt sava galma pro Pârdaugavisko spârnu, kas viòu mûþîgi mudinâs uz konfrontâciju, lai nekad neizzustu konflikti un Pârdaugavas peïnas avoti. Hmzs, kâpçc gan HELS lietu minitrija neizskâtîja jautâjumu par to ka Letonie "izpçrk" pçdçjos ar IQ apdavinatos PMZ pilsoòus, kas noved Letonie pie milzîga tirdzniecîbas deficîta, bet PMZ pie trûèîgiem IQ râdîtâjiem. |
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Post by akusan on May 18, 2005 8:33:02 GMT 2
Hmzs, kâpçc gan HELS lietu minitrija neizskâtîja jautâjumu par to ka Letonie "izpçrk" pçdçjos ar IQ apdavinatos PMZ pilsoòus, kas noved Letonie pie milzîga tirdzniecîbas deficîta, bet PMZ pie trûèîgiem IQ râdîtâjiem. PMZ tirdzniecîbas deficîts arî ir milzîgs:) Savukârt, pârmetumi par Pardaugavas ietekmi ir lieki. Drîzâk varçja runât par Samurai Books pârstâvju satraukumu, ka samazinâjies mâcîbu grâmatu eksports uz Letonie (respektîvi, ka iespçjams Letonie lielais tirdzn deficîts varçtu tikt izskaidrots ar Pardaugavas ieroèu iegâdi, nevis Latvian Samurai grâmatâm). IQ tops norâdîja, ka satraukumi ir velti un eksporta samazinâjumam ir sezonâls raksturs Jâsaka tops nomierinâja arî imperatora satraukumu. Ðobrîd scenârijs, ka Letonie varçtu pie varas nâkt ekstrçmi grupçjumi (un piekïût pie milzîgajiem urâna krâjumiem) tiek novçrtçts ar E ("praktiski neiespçjami") - elektorâts ir saprâtîgs |
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chipsi ir kaitiigi?? nevar buut 
